one of the ways god puts us in an awful position

food. we're on this planet with these other creatures, (some of whom are admittedly douchebags... you know who you are coyotes), and the only way we can survive is to kill and eat each other. yeah, you can be a vegetarian, (you can. i don't have the self control), but animals are stupid and they don't have a choice. say you're a fuckin' coyote. first of all, that sucks that you have to be an ugly coyote, but that's not the point. all you are is a stupid coyote and now you have a moral dilemma: if you want to live you have to hunt and kill poor little mice or whatever other animals coyotes eat. you have to trap the little mouse, then you have to sink your ugly teeth into a poor little live animal. (i hate mice too, but again... not the point). isn't that mean of god to put asshole coyotes in that position? i mean, forget the mice. that sucks that they get to be eaten alive... but i sympathize with the motherfucking coyotes.

god should at least be as nice as i am

here's a list of things i'd never do that god has done:
1. make a bet with the devil and let the devil torture some poor old dude.
2. let a bunch of assholes kill my son to prove some weird point that i still don't get.
3. rape a married virgin (wtf?) then force her to have my baby, then NEVER pay child support then let douchebags kill the baby.
4. put a naked dude in a forest with a naked chick, plant an apple tree, tell the dude and chick you CAN'T eat the apples, then let a snake go in there and taunt the chick into eating the apple.
5. passive aggressively talk to crazy people through objects, i.e.: a burning bush.
6. kill babies because their didn't put lambs blood on the door.
7. tell a schizophrenic that if he doesn't kill his own son, he's not a good person, then go: "gotcha! just kidding!"
8. part a sea, let people i like go into the sea, then close the sea when the people i don't like go in, because they were thinking, "oh, snap! the sea is all open and shit! let's go in!"