Monday, December 3, 2007

one of the ways god puts us in an awful position

food. we're on this planet with these other creatures, (some of whom are admittedly douchebags... you know who you are coyotes), and the only way we can survive is to kill and eat each other. yeah, you can be a vegetarian, (you can. i don't have the self control), but animals are stupid and they don't have a choice. say you're a fuckin' coyote. first of all, that sucks that you have to be an ugly coyote, but that's not the point. all you are is a stupid coyote and now you have a moral dilemma: if you want to live you have to hunt and kill poor little mice or whatever other animals coyotes eat. you have to trap the little mouse, then you have to sink your ugly teeth into a poor little live animal. (i hate mice too, but again... not the point). isn't that mean of god to put asshole coyotes in that position? i mean, forget the mice. that sucks that they get to be eaten alive... but i sympathize with the motherfucking coyotes.

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