here's a list of things i'd never do that god has done:
1. make a bet with the devil and let the devil torture some poor old dude.
2. let a bunch of assholes kill my son to prove some weird point that i still don't get.
3. rape a married virgin (wtf?) then force her to have my baby, then NEVER pay child support then let douchebags kill the baby.
4. put a naked dude in a forest with a naked chick, plant an apple tree, tell the dude and chick you CAN'T eat the apples, then let a snake go in there and taunt the chick into eating the apple.
5. passive aggressively talk to crazy people through objects, i.e.: a burning bush.
6. kill babies because their didn't put lambs blood on the door.
7. tell a schizophrenic that if he doesn't kill his own son, he's not a good person, then go: "gotcha! just kidding!"
8. part a sea, let people i like go into the sea, then close the sea when the people i don't like go in, because they were thinking, "oh, snap! the sea is all open and shit! let's go in!"
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